i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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