I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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