Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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