Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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