big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
