Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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