Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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