from now on my penis is your penis
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
