They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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