I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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