we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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