How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?