ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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