Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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