just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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