I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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