and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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