all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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