she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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