She is in my trunk
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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