grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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