the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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