I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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