i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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