when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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