Your tits are I can't wait for
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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