Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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