Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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