i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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