what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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