Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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