The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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