Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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