Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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