I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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