i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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