we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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