Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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