Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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