Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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