So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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