So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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