They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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