"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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