whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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