mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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