So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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