Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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