I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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