Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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