i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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