i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I am morally bankrupt
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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