i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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