...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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