I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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