is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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