My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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