At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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