South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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